Archive - The Primary Cinema Newsletter

There's Been an Awakening

Have you felt it?

May 30 •

May 2024

Cannesxiety Part Deux

or: What Did I Do?

May 27, 2024 •

or: What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

May 12, 2024 •

My Biggest and Bestest Video Essay Just Dropped

or: pls pls pls watch it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

May 7, 2024 •

April 2024

Diving Deep On Steve Martin's Weirdest IMDB Credit

or: Apple TV+ rejected my request for a screener to their new Steve Martin doc so I did this instead!

Apr 1, 2024 •

February 2024

Madame Web, A Spoiler Heavy Postmortem

or: Her Web (Unfortunately) Connects Us All

Feb 15, 2024 •

January 2024

Considering The Lobster (2015)

or: Poor Things? More like good things! Let's talk Yorgos Lanthimos!

Jan 15, 2024 •

A Best Of 2023 List in Defiance of Joe Russo

or: "Bird App Man (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)"

Jan 2, 2024 •

November 2023

New York Is Just Like The Movies

or: New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me MOVIES!!!????

Nov 25, 2023 •

August 2023

Introducing The World’s Most Superfluous Streaming Service

or: do you guys remember Mailkimp?

Aug 28, 2023 •

June 2023

I Used AI To See What Kevin Feige's Cut Of Thor (2011) Would Have Looked Like... It's Worrisome

Or: Removing Dutch Angles Is A Slippery Slope

Jun 28, 2023 •

May 2023

Big Grande's Teachers Lounge Taught Me How To Enjoy Beau Is Afraid

My newsletter is NORMAL NOW

May 22, 2023 •

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